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say what?
wanna hang out?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
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