Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(802): View more from Vermont

Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.

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(416): View more from Ontario

I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey

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(313): View more from Michigan

Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods

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(209): View more from California

is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?

(1-209): View more from California

yes...dear jesus what did you do?

(209): View more from California

bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I hope im prettier

(1-828): View more from North Carolina

yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying

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(765): View more from Indiana

I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.

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(779): View more from Illinois

I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs

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(613): View more from Ontario

Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson

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