Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
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I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson