Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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