You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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