whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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