I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Never underestimate the power of titties
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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