He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
what day is it and did you see me today?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
send nudes
from the living room?
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