eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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