it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
