i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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