But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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