I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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