In the future we'll all be gay
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
PS: I just woke up from my shower
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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