Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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