I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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