just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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