I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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