i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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