you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
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just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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