You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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