Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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