gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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