I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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