what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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