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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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