i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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