i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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