I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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