tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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