My sheets look like a crime scene.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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