Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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