Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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