so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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