Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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