So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
dude. I can hear the air.
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