sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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