I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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