I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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