let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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