i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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