Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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