he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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