I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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