She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
