You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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