gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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