i was born a porn star she said
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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