I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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