I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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