Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
