yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Randomize