so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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