On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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