That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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